I Will Breastfeed ANYWHERE!

I thought this would be kind of cute! If it's not, oh well. I will bask in my creativity myself because I thought it was a cute idea! This is how I felt with my son when I was pregnant with him. So many were pushing breastfeeding. How convenient it was. How easy it was. But I rebelled and pushed them away. I didn't know what I wanted to do, and being pushed was making my decision harder...

After Bentley was born, it took a couple days but I had a change of heart and wanted to breastfeed. Of course, I had already set myself up for failure and didn't educate myself so after a week of trying and failing at getting him to latch, I gave up completely.

I am Mom

I am Mom

Mom I am

That Mom-I-am

That Mom-I-am!

I do not like

that Mom-I-Am

Do you like

breastfeeding?

I do not like that,

Mom-I-am.

I do not like

breastfeeding.

Would you like it

Here or there?

I would not like it

here or there.

I would not like it

anywhere.

I do not like

breastfeeding.

I do not like it,

Mom-I-am

Would you like it

in a house?

Would you like it

with a mouse?

I do not like it

in a house.

I do not like it 

with a mouse.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it

anywhere.

I do not like breastfeeding.

I do not like it, Mom-I-am.

Would you breastfeed

in a box?

Would you breastfeed

with a fox?

Not in a box.

Not with a fox.

Not in a house.

Not with a mouse.

I would not like it here or there.

I would not like it anywhere.

I would not like breastfeeding.

I do not like it, Mom-I-am.

Would you? Could you?

in a car?

Do it! Do it!

Here they are.

I would not,

could not,

in a car

You may like it.

You will see.

You may like it

in a tree?

I would not in a tree.

I would not, could not in a tree.

Not in a car! You let me be.

I do not like it in a box.

I do not like it with a fox.

I do not like it in a house.

I do not like it with a mouse.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere.

I do not like breastfeeding.

I do not like it, Mom-I-am.

A train! A train!

A train! A train!

Could you, would you

on a train?

Not on a train! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! Mom! Let me be!

I would not, could not, in a box.

I could not, would not, with a fox.

I will not do it with a mouse.

I will not do it in a house.

I will not do it here or there.

I will not do it anywhere.

I do not like it, Mom-I-am.

Say!

In the dark!

Here in the dark!

Would you, could you, in the dark?

I would not, could not

in the dark.

Would you, could you,

in the rain?

I would not, could not, in the rain.

Not in the dark. Not on a train.

Not in a car. Not in a tree.

I do not like it, Mom, you see.

Not in a house. Not in a box.

Not with a mouse. Not with a fox.

I will not do it here or there.

I do not like it anywhere!

You do not like

breastfeeding?

I do not

like it,

Mom-I-am.

Could you, would you,

with a goat?

I would not,

could not, 

with a goat!

Would you, could you,

on a boat?

I could not, would not, on a boat.

I will not, will not, with a goat.

I will not do it in the rain.

I will not do it on a train.

Not in the dark! Not in a tree!

Not in a car! You let me be!

I do not like it in a box.

I do not like it with a fox.

I will not do it in a house.

I do not like it with a mouse.

I do not like it here or there.

I do not like it ANYWHERE!

I do not like

breastfeeding!

I do not like it,

Mom-I-am.

You do not like it.

SO you say.

Try it! Try it!

And you may.

Try it and you may I say.

Mom!

If you will let me be,

I will try it.

You will see.

Say!

I like breastfeeding!

I do! I like it, Mom-I-am!

And I would do it on a boat!

And I would do it with a goat!

And I will do it in the rain!

And in the dark. And on a train.

And in a car. And in a tree.

It is so good you see!

So I will do it in a box.

And I will do it with a fox.

And I will do it in a house.

And I will do it with a mouse.

And I will do it here and there.

Say! I will do it ANYWHERE!

I do so like

breastfeeding!

Thank you!

Thank you,

Mom-I-am

Until next time, friends